The chapter from which this excerpt originates is titled ‘Humphrey To The Rescue’, sometimes known as Medieval Rumpy-Pumpy. This isn’t the whole chapter, as I know you are really only interested in the filthy bits. You naughty, naughty readers, you.
PorterGirl – The Vanishing Lord
Humphrey To The Rescue
Wearing a disguise hastily thrown together from the contents of the College lost property box, Deputy Head Porter and sidekick Hugh from the Unlikely Law Association are searching the rival Hawkins College for a suspicious character. Unfortunately, during their endeavours they are mistaken for visiting lecturers and Deputy Head Porter finds herself in the unenviable position of having to give a lecture in medieval French…
Lucy Brazier 
Hehe – well done! Now do it in French – I dare you! Are you turning the pages the right way now? I’m totally confused! I shall blame you if I end up reading books backwards, you know…
Blimey, it was tricky enough in English! I am reading the right way now, I think – I have confused myself with it! I blame it on all your Russian posts and their backwards Rs 😉
Maybe I’ll do a Chinese year next year… 😉
I shall to be really on the ball for that… 😉
Yes, I do remember it. And you definitely have your readers figured out! ‘-)
My readers are the absolute BEST 😉