who shot tony blair

Death & Sex In Downing Street – Part Two

Wing Commander Tom lays down the law, Boris and Nigel arrive at Number Ten to negotiate the peace treaty between Oxford and Cambridge and Tony Blair gets what’s coming to him.

WARNING – this episode contains a troubling sex scene that no one would ever want to envisage but is, unfortunately, essential to the plot. Sorry about that.

(Death & Sex In Downing Street – Part One is HERE)



Who Shot Tony Blair? Website Is Live!

Come and join us in the year 2026, where democracy is optional and world leaders are treated with the healthy disrespect they deserve…

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Obviously, it is very early days for this site and new and exciting (maybe exciting) content will be added regularly. It might take a little time to work out a posting schedule, but I shall open proceedings with weekly episodes and updates and see how we get along. Thank you to my beloved Cabinet, who have been absolute bricks, but also to the many of you who have offered ideas and support along the way – I shower a thousand kisses upon you. Well, the ones of you that look like you’ve had a wash, at least.

So, come with me to the near future where we will reunite the Kingdom, win the war against Oxford and maybe bring a certain war criminal to justice…

… That’s the plan, anyway.