The chapter from which this excerpt originates is titled ‘Humphrey To The Rescue’, sometimes known as Medieval Rumpy-Pumpy. This isn’t the whole chapter, as I know you are really only interested in the filthy bits. You naughty, naughty readers, you.
PorterGirl – The Vanishing Lord
Humphrey To The Rescue
Wearing a disguise hastily thrown together from the contents of the College lost property box, Deputy Head Porter and sidekick Hugh from the Unlikely Law Association are searching the rival Hawkins College for a suspicious character. Unfortunately, during their endeavours they are mistaken for visiting lecturers and Deputy Head Porter finds herself in the unenviable position of having to give a lecture in medieval French…
Lucy Brazier 
Humphrey’s Diary certainly served you well and got you out of a tight spot. The audience (if I’m anything to go by) must have been held in the palm of your hand.The temperature was certainly raised above a level known here for many a year.
xxx Enormous Hugs xxx
It’s a miracle I managed to keep a straight face over ‘lady-bacon’. This piece took the most takes to do of anything I have ever done! Delighted to have warmed you on this chill morning, my dear fellow.
xxx Giant Hugs xxx
The ‘look’ on your face as you closed the book says it all … being a gentleman I’ll not say another other word … but maybe think a few!
All gentlemanly thoughts, I am sure 😉
You know me!
Indeed I do!
And in case you thought I hadn’t noticed … that duck got a change of view or two!
Aha! I wondered if anyone would notice Duck-Duck’s antics! Well spotted.
Duck-Duck antics … no I’m going to leave it there!
HA!