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Hey, Lucy, it is ted giffin. I sent an email to your verticalrecordings email address. A friend of mine would like to interact with you concerning Ebooks. Just wanted to give you a heads up, that an email from me is on the way.
Hey Ted thanks! I’m away at the moment so not keeping a close eye on emails, but will definitely reply early next week. I’ll be happy to help your friend any way I can. Big hugs, my friend!
I am so mad at you Lucy!!!!! π π
Damn it!!! That last emoji was supposed to be this: π₯° Apologies for my malfunctioning, dysfuntioning, fingers that just wanna do their own functioning with no care in the world for social graces or heavy flirting by a Texas boy to a proper English woman. (bows in humble misfortune HOPING the Lady gives the bumbling Neanderthal another chance!)
Hello dear chap! Why so mad? I love your use of emojis even when they malfunction ππ
Thank you Darling. I like to think I am a sophisticated Emoji Con-of-the-sewer. π€©
Mad because I wanted so bad to comment on your Valentine’s post!!! I wanted to thank you in a “special way” for making me one of your… Loves! π₯°
I like the sound of your special way of thanking me π Rest assured, my Texan love machine, you shall always have a very special place in my heart… not to mention other places… ππ
Did my reply here not go thru? I sent it about 10-mins ago… π€
I can’t see it… the bastards at WP are foiling our great passion!
My third attempt of it might be in your Moderation or Spam folder since it contained the YouTube video link. π
Aha! I shall check, thank you π