Wing Commander Tom lays down the law, Boris and Nigel arrive at Number Ten to negotiate the peace treaty between Oxford and Cambridge and Tony Blair gets what’s coming to him.
WARNING – this episode contains a troubling sex scene that no one would ever want to envisage but is, unfortunately, essential to the plot. Sorry about that.
(Death & Sex In Downing Street – Part One is HERE)
Lucy Brazier 
Ah I remember these words well … but not as well as direct from you … your eyes you see tell so many things! And as for eyes ‘your’ room seems odd, a cricket bat (where the hockey stick?) and for such a ‘tidy’ woman as you a little cluttered … no methinks you’re not where usual … plot thickens ( oh dear not that again!)
I assure you I am in the usual spot, just a different angle. Perhaps I need to tidy up a little! The hockey stick resides over the other side of the room, rest assured, it is safe and sound!
Ah different angle – that’s Boris for you! Safe and sound – as long as you are … though after my tongue in cheek ‘cluttered’ comment I may not be … sorry Mumsie!
I hope I never have to read those words out loud again!
You are correct, there is a lot of bits and bobs piled up – mainly notes and whatnot. Mumsie will forgive you, you know that!
I’ve never heard of coitus being described as a royal stamping! I like it!
Please feel free to add it to your bedroom repertoire!
I intend to! I must brush up on my British accent first.
The American accent works just fine for me 😉
Perfect! Less rehearsals for accents and more time for…er…..royal stamping! But first, the bed time story as you promised. 😉
A marvellous plan! I shall dig out my best of bedtime stories, especially for you 🙂
And the attire that I adore. The tie. 😉
And the hat 😉
But nothing more! 😉
Deal!
Deal!