In a post-Brexit, pre-dystopian Britain, the traditional political system has collapsed and Oxford and Cambridge are on the verge of war. Cambridge have captured ex-Prime Minister and notorious warmonger Tony Blair and tied him to a chair in the kitchen. Door-to-door duster salesman and occasional spy Nigel Farage has just returned from his mission to gain information on Cambridge’s plan, to report back to his master Boris, King of Oxford…

I love when you read to me. Make me feel special. A amazing video. I like when you tell the story. You are amazing.
You are pretty amazing yourself – your words always resonate so deeply within me. I’m so pleased you enjoyed this. Thank you.
I did a poetry reading today. First one in 20 years. I will be brave soon. Do some verbal poetry. Verbal poetry and story I the future. You are welcome Lucy.
Well done! Keep it up, my friend.
Huzzah! Your Boris impersonation is uncanny, but not nearly as uncanny as your strange resemblance to Snetterton… 😱
Huzzah! Thank you! I was doing the Boris voice for the entire day after that. Ah, that eerie similarity between myself and the butler… what could be behind that, I wonder?! 😉