The chapter from which this excerpt originates is titled ‘Humphrey To The Rescue’, sometimes known as Medieval Rumpy-Pumpy. This isn’t the whole chapter, as I know you are really only interested in the filthy bits. You naughty, naughty readers, you.
PorterGirl – The Vanishing Lord
Humphrey To The Rescue
Wearing a disguise hastily thrown together from the contents of the College lost property box, Deputy Head Porter and sidekick Hugh from the Unlikely Law Association are searching the rival Hawkins College for a suspicious character. Unfortunately, during their endeavours they are mistaken for visiting lecturers and Deputy Head Porter finds herself in the unenviable position of having to give a lecture in medieval French…
Lucy Brazier 
That was the best 6 minutes and 10 seconds I’ve spent in a long time.
Great fun, masterfully done.
xo Harlon
Oh, Harlon, you do know how to make a girl smile, don’t you. I cannot thank you enough.
xo Lucy
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🙂 xx