PorterGirl – The Vanishing Lord
Meeting The Detectives
There’s nothing worse than having the police turn up, just as you are trying to work out how to cover up a crime that may or may not have happened…
With special thanks to the endlessly charming TT & VK
Lucy Brazier 
… oral and visual perfection … I’d say your best yet Lucy!
Well, I thank you! Practice makes perfect… although next week’s rather rude attempt is quite wide of that mark…
Ah next week … will need to gird my loins for that one!
I may have to put a loin-girding warning ahead of the post…
(Also – great news! The publisher is super happy with the latest draft, looking like The Vanishing Lord will be published in June. I’ll do a proper post when I know more)
Fantastic news … can’t wait … I wonder if in my hands by 22nd !
One can but hope, my dear chap!
Ah detective work; a long, slow process…reminds me of something else, but I can’t put my finger on it. Well read by the way 🙂
A long, slow process involving… chairs, perchance?
Those flat pack chaps especially; getting one up in ones lounge can be long and slow, but occasionally one must take ones time.
No doubt, the fortunate furniture is very grateful for the time and care lavished upon it.
I’d like to think so, and that it may inspire others to take things slowly.
It is the greatest of crimes to rush such things.
And we are back to detective work; we’ve come full circle.
Perfect! We are so clever 😀
Just like real spies, go us!!!!! 😀
We are pretty much real spies now, I reckon. Go us!!
For sure; and sharing that information on a public forum only goes to prove it.
Yeah! We’re like awesome Russians!
Is there any other kind!? And you’re practically Putin’s lover as it is! And you live in Cambridge! There was no real choice about it for you…
Exactly – no other kind of Russian! Ah, just you wait until little Fopdoodle is old enough to start spying. Papa Vlad will be so proud!
With you two as parents, little Fopdoodle will be bringing down the West before you can say Я шпионю моим небольшим глазом!
HahaHA! I will have to hire you as Fopdoodle’s babysitter. You will be a good influence 😀
Thank you comrade! And I will be ok to receive Натуральная оплата?
Absolutely. Either myself or Vlad will ensure you receive many Сексуальные отношения from either one of us.
Ha ha! Well that’s wonderful to know, and I understand Vlad to be quite Нежный и щедрый сексуальный партнер.
Has my last comment been spammed?
HAHA! Yes it had! It must be all the Russian-ness! We should be careful, comrade, these blogs have ears… 😉
Apparently so! So is WordPress anti-Russian?
Jealous, more like. Jealous of the bare-chested horse riding and such.
…глупый WordPress.