Here is a classic PorterGirl post, read for you by my good self.

Merry Christmas!
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Dear Porter Girl (aka Lucy), a delightful christmas gift to us, you are adorable and I can bearly restrain a big hug for Teddy, though he seems rather cynical. Have the Merriest Christmas…I am delighted to hear of your good fortune (I am speaking of the book deal this time). Cheers to you and yours!
Thank you, my lovely! Big Ted and I both send big, Christmassy hugs your way. Have a wonderful festive time – a big cheers to you and yours also!
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Brilliantly read, Lucy! *laughing* Big Ted was hilarious, too. A cynic, in fact! I wouldn’t have thought if of him. It was like you were actually telling a story than reading! Also, that is one of my favorite chapters. Merry Christmas to you as well!!
Thank you, Professor! Of course I am delighted that you enjoyed it. I feel that more stories about your hat are needed, you know. Big Ted approves of them. Have a fabulously festive time yourself too!!
BT needs a hat, the sudden. He was missing one for a bit there, haha. My hat scares me to many deaths! But, we must get to the bottom of it.
Yes, I blame the person responsible for continuity for that *laughs* I think you have the edge over your hat for now… but it needs must be investigated! (Next PG story shall be all about the Cursed Hat, what do you think?)
Oh, that’d be good! A cool story that will be. Continuity is overrated, I find.
*laughing lots* I cannot help but agree!!