In a post-Brexit, pre-dystopian Britain, the traditional political system has collapsed and Oxford and Cambridge are on the verge of war. Cambridge have captured ex-Prime Minister and notorious warmonger Tony Blair and tied him to a chair in the kitchen. Door-to-door duster salesman and occasional spy Nigel Farage has just returned from his mission to gain information on Cambridge’s plan, to report back to his master Boris, King of Oxford…
Writer, Author & Maker of Mischief
Lucy Brazier 
I also enjoy when you read to me. Well, us. But, if I expand the video to cover my screen, then it’s just me. 🙂
The next one will be just for you, I promise 😊
It’s a promise that I will hold you to, my dear. 🙂
Marvellous 😉
I used to hold pretty closely to my belief that politicians should never be shot, but only because they are, more or less, in a sense and to a degree, people, sort of. But, in this new tRumpian era, I have found that belief harder and harder to hold on to.
It is certainly tough to maintain a non-violent disposition in these unprecedented political times, I agree.
I am still strong enough in my convictions that, presumably, when you write the follow-up sequel: Who Sot Donald tRump, I will not be on the list of suspects.
***(IMPORTANT NOTICE TO THE NSA AGENT WHO SEES THE ABOVE LINE AS IT GETS FLAGGED BY THEIR COMPUTER MONITORING SYSTEM AS A THREAT AGAINST THE POTUS)*** Please take that comment in the humorous spirit in which it was intended, as well as in context. If, as I suspect, I am some day sent to a reeducation camp, I want it to be because of my very public stance against mr. tRump, both verbally and on my blog… and Facebook, and Twitter… and not because of a poorly worded joke reply to someone else’s blog. Thank you.
Hello NSA agent. Lay a finger on my boy Art and the UK will respond in the strongest form possible. Don’t push us. We once went to war over a pig so, you know, we don’t mess about.
ooooh… can you get your troops to wear the old red coats… that would really add an air of nostalgia to the whole thing.
Yes! We will grow some unfeasibly large moustaches too, for full authenticity!
Are the Hessians coming too? YAY!
It’s going to be great!
I will prepare the Minute Men! It only takes them 30 seconds to get ready now.