A better click-bait title would have been ‘take me to bed with you’, but it wouldn’t be strictly true and you would be taking The Dean to bed too, which might require a stiff drink beforehand.
In any case, here is a quick video of me reading a chapter from the new PorterGirl novel, The Vanishing Lord.
I shall be at the London Book Fair this week, so online activity will be sporadic, although if you find yourself missing my little face, please feel free to keep up with me on Twitter and Facebook. Obviously this week will be a great opportunity for me to work hard in making important contacts and promoting my work. It is certainly not an excuse to go marauding around Kensington in nifty waistcoats, drinking wine and singing rude songs. No.
Lucy Brazier 
Hehe! Great fun! But I need to know… why are you reading the book back to front?? There can be only three possible explanations – either it’s written in Arabic, or it’s the Manga version… or you’re reading it upside down!!! Can you write upside down too? 😉
I filmed it on the laptop and it gives a mirror image – I am apparently the only person who didn’t notice, despite editing the bloody thing. But the official line is that it’s… a magic book! 😉
Ring ring, Netflix calling.
My world would be a better place if you told me bedtime stories every night.
xo Harlon
Harlon, you say the sweetest things. If I could read you bedtime stories each night, I certainly would. Big hugs to you, sir xo