A better click-bait title would have been ‘take me to bed with you’, but it wouldn’t be strictly true and you would be taking The Dean to bed too, which might require a stiff drink beforehand.
In any case, here is a quick video of me reading a chapter from the new PorterGirl novel, The Vanishing Lord.
I shall be at the London Book Fair this week, so online activity will be sporadic, although if you find yourself missing my little face, please feel free to keep up with me on Twitter and Facebook. Obviously this week will be a great opportunity for me to work hard in making important contacts and promoting my work. It is certainly not an excuse to go marauding around Kensington in nifty waistcoats, drinking wine and singing rude songs. No.

ah ha, the voice wot dun it! Most compospetical as my old dad would say, not that anyone knew what he meant or where his teeth had gone this time. And the LBF huh? I’ll try and pretend not to notice all the agents and publishers buzzing around your gravitas if I see the bowler/wineglass/Poiret-esque masquarade…
Oh, you are so very kind. Compospetical is a super word, even if I have no idea what it means. I hope to see you at the LBF, dear chap! I won’t be wearing the bowler, sadly, but no doubt some suitable headgear will be in place. Weather permitting 😉
My attire du jour will be a tweed waistcoat. Like an escaped hebridean doorman
I was also rocking a tweed waistcoat, I am sorry we didn’t get to catch up – such a busy few days! I hope you had a super time.
Interesting; hope the publishing lark is going well
Ticking along, you know. Met some super people and much fun was had. Can’t ask more than that 🙂
Great potential for an audio book. All the best at The Book Fair and you may receive just rewards for all your hard work.
I would quite enjoy making an audio book, I think. I shall add it the ever increasing list of projects! I thank you. I shall head to the fair with no expectations apart from meeting some super people and having a lovely time. Anything else is a bonus.
That’s the style! That’s the style!! 😃